Guy comes home and finds his dog lying in the middle of the living room floor, not moving. He picks the dog up in his arms, loads him gently in the car and drives at top speed to his vet's office.  "Please, doc, can you do something for my dog? I came home and found him like this, and he's my only friend since my wife left me."  Doc looks at the dog, and says, "I'm really sorry to have to tell you this, but I'm afraid your dog is dead."  Guy asks, "Oh, please, can't you give him mouth-to-mouth or something? He's all I have left in the world."  Doc says, "Ok, be right back," leaves and comes back into the exam room, carrying a cat in his arms. He releases the cat, who goes around, sniffs the dog, and turns up his tail and walks away. So the vet takes the cat back to the back of the clinic and comes back out with a Labrador Retriever on a leash . . . dog goes over and sniffs the dead dog, and turns around and heads back to the back of the lab.  Vet says, "sorry, the dog is dead and there isn't anything I can do for him," and hands the guy a bill.  Guy looks at the bill for $675 and says "$675!!! All you did was look at him." Vet says "$75 for the office call, $350 for the cat scan and $250 for the lab work."

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